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Oh jesus oh fuck look at what they did to my fucking dog
#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarlet and violet dlc#please bro hes just a dog#he cant think like us#you cant do this to creatures without our reasoning and status for consent#i dont believe in god but this is a sin#its a sin on a purely humane basis#dogs cant neck like this#you know this#be ashamed of the dog stretching
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in another universe
#blood cw#mine.art#kings smp#lssmp#princezam#minutetech#mapicc#got too lazy to shade anything lol#unsure if its clear but zam stabbing his neck would mean stabbing minutes heart as well#and it unfortunately cant be seen from the angle but k!minute has a black hairtie and k!mapicc's bandana is tied on his crown at the back#minute's chain is on his jacket button but it cant be seen cause hes all black#jepexx also got himself a chain after joining kom so that he could match with the others + look cool#but all it did was make zam think he looked like a dog lol#ls!zams gold thingy on his right eye is just make up not another scar#and yes he does use blood as lipstick#minute is a draconian which is an enddweller#i was originally gonna make him an angel but angels are out of bounders aka eldritch beings in my lore#and i really wanted him to be an enddweller so i scrapped that idea
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... I'm gonna have to write an Astarion/Lae'zel fic ain't I?
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#lae'zel#do we even have a tag for them?#astarion x lae'zel#its just a smut fic#for now#but damn does this intrigue#because like astarion trying to seduce lae'zel his usual way#except she cant be arsed#so uninterested#and then a fight happens and astarion watches her back#and by the end they are both covered in blood and guts#and lae'zel pulls him down#licks a stripe up his neck before kissing/biting at his lips#and demanding a night of pleasure#task failed successful#and its only later once feelings start to develop on both sides#that astarion's cheesy lines start working#sort of#lae'zel can't handle#also do like the idea of astarion having scary dog privelege#and its his tiny feral gremlin gf#also both feral gremlins just different flavors
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everything is in turmoil!!
#i dont know if i can do this..#i ideally need to be out of here by sunday. if i stay any longer ill need to pay roughly $60 a day.#ive already accumulated debt with the power company. i cant have moms phone shut off yet so theres more debt to accumulate#need a storage unit. need to sort through a whole apartment of shit. need to move 6 cats. fill out forms. find other forms.#try to get an appointment with social security. try to get disability and/or emergency financial help.#gotta move into a modular home infested with dog feces and smells like piss and cigarettes#gotta hear right wing bs and slurs for god knows how long#gotta deal with my dad and by proxy step mother breathing down my neck about getting a further education and career#i just want everything to stop.. the only reliable people i have near me think my mental disorders are crutches i can will away#and the only people who believe they ARE a problem are unreliable and insufferable#i cant do this i feel like im having a panic attack 24/7 i feel trapped and lost and miserable and hopeless#i cant rely on other people for everything forever but i dont know what im doing. i dont know anything.#why did this have to happen? why do i need to prove worthy of shelter and food of my own? i cant think like this#all i can do is type and feel a thousand times more useless than i ever did before#i want my mom back. it wasnt supposed to happen like this.
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So I'm speedrunning Utena again to see how I feel about the "Shadow Girls are Anthy's Projections" concept, and instead I'm thinking about how Chu-chu spends a lot of time hanging out with Utena without Anthy.
Like at first he's with Anthy all the time but you start having Utena take care of him when Anthy's not even there-- obviously Chu-chu stays behind when Anthy visits Akio but also things like Utena taking him for a walk at night because she's taking care of him.
And this is based on vibes only but it's always seemed to me that Chu-chu does not necessarily play the same manipulation games that Anthy does. He's not luring Utena out or purposefully distracting her, imo. He's just. Anthy's friend. Her first one.
#very dog hanging out with alfred in serpent mage if you ask me#rgu#mine#meta#anyway its hard to separate out 'the shadow girls are Anthy's thoughts' and 'theyre a greek chorus'#but to me the most interesting skit to make that case was the one about being normal#it's after utena loses the duel and starts dressing in a girls uniform#so ostensibly its about her#but if you read it as an anthy thing it becomes like#'yeah im the rose bride. normal has nothing to do with me and im going home to where MY normal is'#which is interesting because while she is clearly truly touched by the way she sees dios in utena when she wins her back#the shadow girls also land their ufo and black rose arc starts immediately after#aka when anthy amps up the manipulation to eleven. normal for her.#oh the other interesting one is the cat bell#because on rewatch its so so obvious that the cowbell of happiness is about utenas naivety re: princehood#'you wore this shiny bauble without knowing its meaning and now youre an animal like the rest of them'#and the shadow girl skit is about a mouse who makes a deal with a cat not to put a bell around its neck#so it can eat the other mice instead#but then it eats the mouse too#something something you cant escape the monster by working with it itll eat you too#oh and the other one is the william tell archery one#i don't remember the context as well but. apples. a relative shooting at you and you letting them. apples getting pierced by sharp weapons#sitting there and taking it
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I've been thinking about making myself some crochet furry clothes, like a hat and mittens, and I think I finally have the idea of how to do it
#i think i wanna make like a hood#with a scarf#like a hood tht goes over my head and neck and has a face covering attached to the inside#and the scarf part would have a dog snout on it#i saw once a pattern for a muzzle shaped face mask#and i don't have money for that pattern but i think i could figure it out by looking at the pic#and like make my own version#the one i saw had an open mouth n i dont want that#but the general shape was great#and like id put ears on the hood#ao its functional and cute#and also just regular mittens but with four fingers like furry paws#and beans. maybe claws too#maybe id make a matching tail to that#because i cant afford a read fursuit and i don't have the skills#what i can do is crochet#so. yeah#what was it called#poodling? when you just have the head and paws#something like that#bee buzz
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I am also trying to make a logo as a gift for a breeder friend of mine and wow I have such a vision and so little skill to execute.
#rotating a collie in my brain like. okay what does it look like to view you gaiting from this angle#now bounce a bit in the front because you are distracted by something above#now turn your neck a little and smile#and look up but keep your ears from flying away#AUGH#im also drawing my friend a portrait of one of their dogs but i want to keep it secret from them but i really cant ask anyone for outside#opinions#so maybe i will breach the topic with a handler at the trials this weekend but honestly this handler intimidates me a ton#they know so much and are very blunt about it#i know that they are friends with the herding instructor that has taught me so much but it is hard not to be intimidated by them they are#simply very cool and accomplished and also pretty famous#anyway im ramblinggg come to the herding trials sunday if youre in the state or dont itll be fun even in the rain
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I rlly feel crappy not being able to write cuz of my mental state rn. But on the bright side, I named the vampire Olwyn :)
#the meet in the snow in her backyard#miss knight is struggling to breathe and is super hurt... literally was just in some battle and barely survived#and yk as shes abt to black out she comes across this old mansion and in the backyard its just a dead tree and a grave#and wOaH is that a super hot lady sitting in the snow in front of it–#then she blacks out and Olwyn is like 👁️👄👁️#sigh olwyn is sosososo depressed and isolated and cries all day but shes a pure blood vampire so she cant die#and like now she gets this puppy dog human to give her a reason to live again.#i dunno i just like the idea of her refusing to get outta bed and miss knight geeeently picking her up and like#cradling her in her arms and is like 'you gotta eat' and Olwyn is like >:( and nibbles on her neck lololol
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i keep seeing that "there is no cat" post & every time im expecting it to be a short unreality horror story but no its an anti scam post & every time im severely disappointed
#i love horror that obviously cant be real#like that one twitter horror post with the fake screenshots like#'eyo whys there a dog in my closet lol' 'thats not a dog' with a pic of a dog face peaking out the door at about human hight & heavy filters#or the other person who does the long neck skeleton horse#love that shit
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A CINDERBLOCK IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!! YETTHUR 🤓‼️‼️
jaren looking like he says meep
#u know u got muscles when your calf ankle and leg look like one#it cant also mean opposite if that happens tho#this is why anatomy makes people cry#except me. a Genius 😎#(we dont talk about chemistry though.)#he is literally a SQUARE#his neck 😭😭#ant jr build#his first dog has looked like him in all his forms#it was destiny#i love ant jr where is he#ant neglecting him to turn into a cube#HIS FUCKIN ANKLES WTFFF BIG TRUNK ROOTS#i love muscular short ppl or stocky short ppl they are so cool#i want to balance smthing on them#jaren and his three banditos#they look like lower tier villains that are just there to placehold for the real villain when shit hits the fan later#team rocket 😭 jalen is meowth#jaren can be james personality-wise but he does love fashion like jesse..#the 3 horsemen of the apocalypse#'hrm.' 'meep :o]' 'hrg.'#jaren is about to make us buy something#puruse through his wears#his deviantart account#jaren#ant eds
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men are literally fucking freaks. tell me why i raised my head and caught this man was staring intensely at me, whole body angled towards me while his friend was pulling towards himself and we looked at each other for like 10 feet distance until we passed each other shoulder to shoulder. at the moment i was just observing like "huh what a freak" i didnt even realize he was obviously trying to scare me or make me step away or something. like they were normal guys, out walking, dressed normally, not homeless not tripping it was intentional. what damage do you have to have to act like that towards a stranger at night
#jokes on him you cant scare me by trying to scare me you have to beat the shit out of me#but a minute later i was like the fuck kinda behavior was that just now?? huh??#the whole theatrics too like his friend pulling him back like handling a dog hes full on neck craned to me passing shoulder to shoulder#like the fuck#anyway i have a resting glare on my face so didnt get the reaction youd like huh freak. absolute weirdo behavior#men need to be put in their place i swear to fucking god what makes them think they can behave this way
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rewatching nature i dont want to make one billion posts abt it so heres alllllll my nature thoughts as we go lets go wheeeeeee
#orels 'thats it?' like hes realising there WAS no real point to this other than pure punishment. like he didnt even really learn anything#i realised this earlier but i love all the stuffed animals in clays study. making up for that missed hunting trip i see#the bit of clay going to hand the gun to orel and then pulling away again to gesture some more is really funny#oh my godddddd theres so much more even bewtween grounded and this. I NEED TO WATCH THR CHRONOLOGICAL CUTTTTTT#the number of times clay references either being a MAN or calls orel a girl in this. i seeeeee#IDK WHAT THE BIRD IS i know the bird is Something. it was in another ep but i forget which#i think it was the prequel ep. maybe. sorry man im not smart enough to figure that out#ok theh cup holder on the rifle is crazy funny#eating the dog is crazyyyy i feel like it cld have gotten the point across w eating the deer butttt#idk i guess it crosses that line to make clay seem even more repulsive here. so it works#but also insane seeing the fucking. DOG in the bg of the argument etc#WHY IS HE EATING THE PAWWWWW LMAOOOO. the worst part ever#eurrghhh the way clay antagonises orel over the food. dud u do not have tp one up ur child. seriously#OOUUUAHHHHHH the way orels glare breaks when clay insults him.... blarrrghhhh#stealing this from a comment but how clay says 'look on the blight side' and 'my life is sunny and blight'#cus like technically he HAS a 'good' life. married w kids and a good job. but he cant get any joy out of it and refuses to see the positive#u know. even if he doesnt love bloberta if he tried they cld still get along. and he has a reallyyy sweet kid who adored him#he cld have used his position to make a positive impact#but he doesnt. he runs and he hides and he pushes everyone away#orel tearing up at hearing clay say he hates himself is sooooooo fucking real man. it hurts#been there one billion million times. so painful#interesting how clay extends his hatred for bloberta to Every Woman Ever.#wonder if he had any relationships before her and how they turned out. badly id imagine#he says that marriage isnt for him but its kinda unclear if thats bc hes had a terrible history w love or hes just not interested#not sure if u cld say it extends to his own mother or not.#i guess u cld say that over the yrs his guilt twisted into hating her in some way. maybe for spoiling him so much#like in relation to his comments abt like. making him feel better and then choking him. and weights around his neck#the first is obvs abt the alcohol and the second bloberta#and also vice versa it kinda goes both ways#but i do wonder if he does still feel guilt abt what happened. hes sshown to be deeply affected by his fathers abuse still so hmmm
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#its that time of the night. look at my spotify links Boy#rambling about infinite wealth in here a little bit. so here be endgame spoilers#i still think this is such a fucking kiryu song in the first half of the game. 'i will risk my neck again. again'. doesnt need explanation#'you can take me where you will. up the creek and through the mill' the daidoji dragging him around like a dog on a lead#'even when you're feeling warm. the temperature could drop away. like four seasons in one day' hes accepted he only has precious months-#- left. he'll soon be cold. at any time#'finding out wherever there is comfort there is pain' his only source of fulfilment in life is being used as a bargaining chip. he cant-#- even see haruka at risk of putting her in danger. his only comfort is that by never seeing her again shes safe#[big spoiler] i kind of wish they actually bit the bullet and killed him. the ending wasnt even that satisfying#tunes
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Warnings: Werewolf!Toji is whipped, humping, breeding, knots
Toji is worried about the fact he cant seem to stop fucking, no, breeding you, even when he's not in heat.
At first, he had never thought his constant need to be near you was a problem—he had claimed you long ago, after all. But lately, it felt different, more like an obsession that consumed him the moment he stepped through your door. The second your sweet scent hit him, lemony and mouth-watering, Toji's is already down for the count.
His pupils dilate, wolf ears twitch, his dick strains against his waistband, and his fangs unsheathed in primal response. Before he can even think, he is by your side, his larger muscular body pressed close as you stand at the stove. He rubs himself against your ass, grinding his hardening dick on your butt, desperate, like a puppy in heat.
"Y/n..." He will whine into your ear from behind, burying his nose into the crook of your neck and breathing in your scent. Fuck, he can feel pre-cum dribbling from his tip just inhaling you.
"Baby?" You coo, turning to face him so you can cup his stupidly handsome face in your small hands. Dark eyes stare back at you, wide and droopy, eyebrows furrowed in a plea. How funny is it that a man, a wolf man, as big, tall, and scary as him was now pawing at your sweater and whining like a lost dog?
"Please im so..." He breathes out, biting his lip to stop his fingernails from sharpening into claws. If he had a tail in his human form, it would be wagging wildly right now.
You giggle, running your hands through his silky dark hair.
"You're so pathetic" you whisper, delivering a kiss to his jugular that makes Toji whine.
"I'm so pathetic..." he hums tilting is chin up so you can nibble at his skin.
From there he is a victim of his instincts.
There is no warning when he completely bottoms out inside of you, walls throbbing as he seems to get bigger with every inch slipping into your quivering hole. He moans at how warm you are, it's nothing like his fist or that stupid fleshlight you got him for when your away.
“S-shit baby so warm n'tight" he groans and presses his own messy kisses into your squealing mouth. His pelvic bone rubs on your clit as he jackhammers into you, the base of his cock swelling and stretching your gummy walls wide.
"Love you, love you so much, wanna make you a mom, give you my babies~” He’s babbling now, lips hungrily sucking your nipples like milk was going to come out. The sheer collision of his tip against your cervix as he slammed into you was making your brain go numb. Just when you don't think you can cum again, he rips another one out of you and god does it feel amazing. It's like your flying in euphoria as thousands of flesh arrows send pleasure across your body.
Tojis soft ears suddenly twitch and peak up to a point his eyes screw themselves close. "F-fuck, m’gonna cum inside.” he cuts off with a groan of his own, shooting thick white ropes of his cum into your swollen n wanting womb. He kept cumming inside of you, strings and strings of hot cum filling you up as he held you in his arms. It made your body shake, his load weighing at your stomach like it was forming a bulge with how much there was.
“Your gonna make such a good mom baby” his ears twitch at his own words, mind going foggy at the thought of you round and swollen with his children.
#jjk smut#toji smut#toji x reader#toji x reader smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jujutsu kaisen#toji x y/n#toji x you#jjk x reader smut#jjk x you
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Cant stop thinking about Logan bending Wades darling little sister (in her 20s) over the kitchen table while Waded out on a mission. That is all I can think about right now
Insatiable - Logan Howlett x Reader
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contents/warnings: smut, minors dni. age gap (legal; reader is in her 20's, logan is like... 200 years old.), wilson!reader, dirty talk, slight breeding mentioned
The only reason you're able to do it in the kitchen is because Wade isn't home, and you'd managed to shut the door on his pathetically endearing little dog. Mary Puppins is probably tearing up Wade's poor excuse for a comforter right now, and Logan is tearing up- well.
You.
Your pussy.
You're bent so far over the counter that your tits are cold, your nipples stiff and sensitive against the countertop. The pressure against them hurts, or maybe it's a lack of other stimulation against them- either way, they're stinging and you wish to right yourself and tug mercilessly at them.
But Logan's weight- not the full load, or you'd be crushed - is holding you down, your hands scrabbling uselessly at the smooth counter for purchase that you'll never find as you're rocked steadily into the cabinets below.
Logan's cock is buried so deep inside of you that you're not sure he'll ever get it out again, but then he does, and then he thrusts back in and you're hit all over again with a sense of shit, I didn't know I went that deep. He's found your limit, stretched your cunt to the breaking point with his impressive length, and his facial hair tickles the side of your face as he takes your cunt from behind.
Your face smacks painfully against the cabinets over the counter and Logan reaches a hand up to cover your forehead, "Shit, be careful. Head down, honey, there you go. Wouldn't want Big Brother finding an imprint of your face in the wood."
"Whaddya think he'd say?" Logan's suddenly snickering, a gruff delight to his voice as he rams his cock inside you once more, thrusting at a steady, merciless pace, "Shit, if he knew my old ass had his sweet little sister pinned up against the counter..."
Wade would kill him. Or try valiantly to, as it's been established before by Wade's best efforts that Logan is one difficult motherfucker to kill. But you don't fancy a bloodbath even if the vessel will survive, so you tuck yourself tight to the counter so that you won't have to explain to Wade why the cupboard door is off its hinges.
Leaning forwards more only pushes your ass out further, and Logan groans, dick twitching, as he's able to thrust more viciously beneath the curve of your ass. He's humping you like a dog, a depraved pace set as he chases an impending orgasm.
"Taking you in your brother's house- aagh, shit," Logan grunts, nose nudging against the back of your neck as he inhales your sweat, "God he's gonna drop his swords on this fucking counter as soon as he walks through the door, not- not even gonna know your tits were smashed up against it. He's gonna get coke from that cabinet in an hour," Logan's voice is strained, moreso the faster he pumps his hips, and all you can do is cry out as he ravages your cunt, "He's never gonna know I made his sister cream up against it. Never gonna know I fucked my fuckin' babies into you here, aah- agh-I-!"
Logan bites, hard against your shoulder, catching some of your neck in the process and introducing yet another blindingly painful sensation that turns into sick, twisted pleasure between your legs. Your cunt is spent, barely capable of another orgasm after you'd already had two fucked out of you before, but it gives you its best shot as Logan's thick, warm cum gushes into you, immediately too much for your poor pussy to handle as it drips down your thighs instead.
Logan relinquishes your shoulder with a low groan, his breath coming hot and heavy as he pants, "You alright?"
"Yeah," You whimper, legs shaking as Logan holds you steady, "I- I don't think I can stand anymore."
"That's okay." Logan hums, gentler now that he's fucked himself calm. He peels you off of the counter, supporting your body weight as he half-walks, half-drags you down the hallway towards his bedroom, "Next round's on my bed, sweetheart. You won't need to move a muscle."
#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett imagine#logan howlett fluff#logan howlett fanfiction#logan howlett smut#logan howlett x you#logan howlett blurb#logan howlett drabble#logan howlett oneshot#wolverine x reader#wolverine imagine#wolverine smut
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jaj de bebasznám a fejem a tégla falba. megjavítana dk [de komolyan]
#olyan kibaszott elegem van hogy minden egyes napon valami uj fosas bukkan fel#tok kurva jo hogy egyetemre bejutottam laza orulok de ha a rakovetkezo heten nem ugrom a sinekre fekvo hullat jatszani akkor oszinten szolva#egy csoda fog megtortenni#like i dont know how long i can do it with the composure needed#im tired im sad i kinda just want to. not exist for a little bit for like a month#its mostly the medical issues that are kicking my ass animal style#not saying not being able to go to freshman camp and the concert wasnt a huge blow#they were#but yknow. if i were at least physically okay i would just go ok fine. lifes kicking me a little#its for character development or whatever. but i cant even have any fucking fun rn. im MISERABLE!!!!!!!!!!#i feel like a leashed abandonded stray dog waiting for someone to come undo the ties around my neck and its that forever without release#i just want to be okay forever please. thanks#ugy akarok elni mint a tesom. ez annyira hatalmas nagy keres lenne#neki miert megy minden faszan. eret vagok#vent
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